athlete's face

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.

Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.

by HastonVilla November 1, 2013

raper face

someone who looks a rapist

hey look there goes sheen, he has the raper face dog

by ollie the abo hunter May 8, 2019

bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

by jjzoo March 1, 2009

face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

Barrel-Faced

When somebody gets killed by getting hit in the face with a barrel.

I was playing Half-Life: Deathmatch and I totally barrel-faced some noob.

by Zombiebot King September 23, 2009

unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right

That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face

by Lop lop March 8, 2010

molly face

when someone looks evidently high

she's definitely high, she had mad molly face

by Dwight's assistant manager April 16, 2019