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The Internet's last bastion of functional thumbs-downs.
Nowhere else does thumbing-down still do anything. Not on YouTube, not anywhere. Only on Urban Dictionary can you see the numerical ratio of thumbs-ups to thumbs-downs. inb4 this gets downvoted
by The Urban Dictionary Staff November 27, 2019
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The hottest site on the net for police officers to figure out what the hell you are talking about. Please stop snitching out the underground by defining slang and codewords on this site.
Officer Tom - "We've reviewed the wiretaps, but I can't understand a damn word those niggers are saying."

Officer Dick - "I agree, Tom. These guys use all sorts of slang and codewords that we don't understand. It's becoming increasing difficult for our undercover officers to blend in during our investigations because they make up new words everyday."

Officer Harry - "Hey guys. No problem. We can just go to Urban Dictionary to decipher what they are talking about and we can present evidence in court, no problem. Hell, we can even pass this information to our officers in the field thus making our jobs alot easier."

Officer Dick - "Harry, you're a fucking genius! This site is terrific! 'That's a bet' basically means 'yes'. I had no idea."

Officer Tom - "Hey guys, I'm gonna go grab some coffee and doughnuts. Wanna come?"

Officer Harry - "That's a bet!"

*laughter*
by Word Is Bizzond March 18, 2008
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what you're reading right now, idiot
This is urbandictionary.com. It's pretty obvious, you idiot.
by thefullmoon July 20, 2008
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1. A place where weird people like to publish their own words and definitions.
2. A place to find weird shit people wanted the world to know.
Guy 1: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS URBAN DICTIONARY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: hmmm, curious george means your dick hanging out your shorts.... interesting.
Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Guy 2: are you flynn hammered?
Guy 1: PERHAPZ!!!!!!!!!!
by Lovely Poet February 16, 2017
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1.) A fun site to go to to kill time
2.) A place where people place where people go to put made up crap that their mama wouldn't have even though of when she was getting high and tripping on the fun pillls at woodstock.
Dude!, I just posted to word "Monkey Racker" on "Urban Dictionary"
by lickamydong December 7, 2009
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A place where people can express their hidden, loving, angry, and sometimes perverted definitions of words that they use to make life easier.
Dude, I saw so many insults for the definition of my name on the Urban Dictionary!
by procrastinating pro May 12, 2016
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A place where definitions can be written by anyone.

There are a number of retards who dislike someone for having an opinion, but there are also intellectuals out there.
OMG, I JUST GOT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND SAW SOMEONE THAT SAID MATT WALSH WAS INTELLIGENT, I AM OFFENDED AND DEFINITELY NOT RETARDED FOR DISLIKING THIS
by Cry Liberals August 6, 2023
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