by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.
Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015

The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.
See also e-tea
See also e-tea
by chickitt April 4, 2011

by Dkekekekkekekekek February 6, 2020

by Arbas April 12, 2024

The best coffee shop around. Nothing but good times and good vibes. You can’t be in a bad mood after having some rival coffee.
by Tsweeezy November 23, 2021
