.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

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Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.

Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

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Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.

Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015

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e-coffee

The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.

See also e-tea

Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!

by chickitt April 4, 2011

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