Lick The Paper Towel

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.
After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"
by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021
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paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag
I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks
by don vonjovi November 05, 2013
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Paper Play

A sexual act involving paper or cardboard.
Male 1: Last night she did some "paper play", my shit doesn't feel the same no more.
by OiledUpFentHead August 20, 2024
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Paper dart

National paper dart day-December 4

Let’s fill the ceiling!
Kids keep throwing paper darts in my ceiling.
by Shit disturber November 29, 2019
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paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.
Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.
by flapjackboy February 19, 2024
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rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...
i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.
by ogdajuiceman June 16, 2010
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Gaslighting on Paper

A form of manipulation, often carried out by people in positions of power—such as judges, lawyers, doctors, or police officers—where false, misleading, or completely fabricated written communication (such as reports, records, or legal documents) is used to distort facts, undermine a person's reality, or discredit them. This tactic can involve not only adding false information but also creating entirely false documents to cover up crimes. It is frequently used to manufacture false mental health narratives or discredit victims of non-consensual human experimentation. The purpose is to conceal the crimes of those in power, making false information appear as the "gospel truth"—essentially
Police Cover-Up Example
"Officer Gordon Dorham sent me a letter falsely claiming that I had filed an Internal Affairs complaint against one of their officers. However, I never filed such a complaint. The letter was part of a cover-up for Oakland Police Department Cannabis Unit Officer John Jacko Romero, who failed to shut down his cousin Jacko’s illegal cannabis operation. Instead of addressing the real issue, they engaged in gaslighting on paper, framing false mental health issues against me without ever mentioning the officer or his cousin's illegal cannabis operation."

Medical Gaslighting Example
"A doctor created a backdated medical note, falsely stating that I had paranoia in 2020, even though I never saw them that year. This completely fabricated document was an example of gaslighting on paper to discredit me and cover up the crimes committed against me."
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024
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