by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6> mug.A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017
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by Eine seltsame November 19, 2022
Get the Vald - Surprise mug.A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
by Incel69 June 19, 2022
Get the No milk and no surprises mug.Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021
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Get the Hashemi Surprise mug.When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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