Chris Crossen

The marriage between the donkey from Shrek and a bridge troll. The donkey’s government name is Chris and the troll’s last name is crossen

Hot mama: omg do u see that ugly guy
Millie B B : yeah he’s the son of flop Chris Crossen #ewmoment

by meavagemary May 17, 2022

Chris with a K

I’m in love with him ig

“Oh that’s Chris with a K”

“Really? Isn’t he a furry or something?”

“Yeah lol”

by Itachiisreallyhotlol April 1, 2021

Chris Edge

Tall lanky bitch

Omg chris edge is a bot at fortnite

by Adealboss January 16, 2020

Chris W.

A guy who is a certified Bruh Moment.

“That guy is oop.”

“Yeah, he’s a Chris W.”

by That bruh moment June 10, 2019

Chris Lamb

An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC

Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!

Chris Lamb is a fucking legend

by Aldi5bagsfor£40 October 1, 2023

Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.

Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.

by Hawtsloppytoppy March 21, 2021

Pull a Chris

When you spill things

Chris will pull a Chris on Snuggie

by snuggie4u March 2, 2012