Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011

Senior Principle Intern

An individual with excessive years of internship at the same company, without receiving a job offer. Almost always is paid at half rate. Deserves little to no praise for work accomplished.

Those papers from the Senior Principle Intern finally arrived on my desk this morning, they are excessively late and faulty.

by ddos October 24, 2011

Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia December 18, 2012

Senioritis

A disease that seniors in high school get, symptoms are laziness, the ability to party and care about other things and not school.

William went through his senior year with a bad case of senioritis

by willhawk September 27, 2012

Seniorized

Another word for old. Describing an old person without calling them old.

Man:Dude that chick is old but i dont wanna say anything.
Chick: She's so Seniorized

by kAyLee September 28, 2012

seasonal shooter

One who only shoots up in the winter because you can wear long sleeves all the time.

It's sweater weather those seasonal shooter will be hittin the streets again.

by tax man January 19, 2014

seasonal snuggler

When people who live in cities with winter pick someone to shack up with for the cold months and dump them when spring comes along

Bob and Sandy were each others' seasonal snuggler, but when the hormones from the sun kicked in again, they broke up

by paidtobenice13 November 24, 2013