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Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.
Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
by KU$H August 6, 2010
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George's Ma

George's Ma is a term used to describe an older lady who looks like George's Ma. George's Ma is scrawny, looks somewhat like Blanche from Coronation Street and is adept at over sugaring the thimble size amount of tea she doles out on a regular basis. She is stern, shows no real sense of humour and has the intellect of a dried prune.

She can often be found comparing prices for crockery and homewares with no real intent on buying them, instead opting to spend lavishly on tea bags, cartons of milk and sugar cubes; the latter of which she has in a glass bowl with a suitable set of tongs at hand.
Person 1:- "Are you goin' yet Jarge?!"
Jarge:- "Not until I've had my thimble sized cup of tea with triple the milk and quadruple the sugar!"
Eyewitness:- "She must be a right George's Ma".
by Hellfire Lady of Hades November 23, 2017
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smack a hoe tribe

means you come from a whole line of muthafuckas dat dont mind smacking da dog shit out of a bitch such as ya dad, grand-daddy, uncles, brothas, or shit even ya momma, grand-momma, and aunts and sistas
if a muthafucka gets wrong with you, tell dat nigga or bitch you are part indian and you come from da smack a hoe tribe and then you take your hand cross ya chest with it and back had the shit out of dat hoe. and then ya say pick ya self up hoe.
by TOluved March 21, 2008
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Smallah

Same thing as Mashallah
"Mashallah" or "Mash'Allah" is an Arabic phrase used to show appreciation for a person or happening. It shows respect, and also reminds that everything is achieved by the will of God. The closest English translation is "God willed it." It is used to show joy and praise, and is evoked upon hearing good news.
a: Do you like my new hair cut?
b: Smallah! It's gorgeous!
by hala kat. November 30, 2009
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smacked medallion

E ! Eht Nigga is ugl he's a "Smacked Medallion" !
by MikkiDee October 4, 2010
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Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"
Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
by Smatting April 26, 2015
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A joke used in twitch streams to piss people off. It was inspired by Donald Trump. It uses a glitch in the twitch donation system where you can recall your money but the donation message still appears in the stream.
by H!tM3rk February 28, 2016
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