Harry Potter Simp

A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.

Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.

by Isimpforharrypotter January 1, 2021

National Simp Day

A day where the country recognizes all simps.

National Simp Day is May 14th.

by CommiteeForSimps May 14, 2020

National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

Simp ass Nigga

buying women you met a few days ago hundreds of dollars worth of christmas gifts

Bro i just bought this girl a $40 shirt, i’m already working over $100. This is a Simp ass Nigga.

by wavyali December 23, 2019

simp appreciation day

July 25
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them

Hey bro thank you for your hard work. Happy simp appreciation day.

by simp2020 July 21, 2020

simp.4.harrystyles

one of the hottest people ever, she is so kind and wonderful <3

omg i love simp.4.harrystyles too she's amazing

by roxxyyy June 20, 2021

mega munz simp

If you are “the mega Munz simp” You are Dayton munsen. You have the worst case of the Munz, and u are also the highly voted SIMP of the friendgroup. Just by looking at Dayton munsen you get the worst case of the MUNZ/SIMP disorder!

I was walking my alarm clock this morning when I saw my new neighbor dayton munsen watering his stove. I swear to god it was the most mega munz simp SHIT IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!

by YBC HAYDO January 29, 2020