russian red eye

when you moon someone and you spread ass cheeks.

dude, that smelly kid drew gave me a russian red eye so i kicked his ass

by Caflisch22 April 22, 2006

Russian Roulette Moment

When someone says something that's supposed to be funny but really isn't, or alternatively when someone takes a joke a stage too far, and makes it un-funny. Someone else has to then announce it as a Russian Roulette Moment Some people's entire lives are like one huge Russian Roulette Moment, ie. everything they say is supposed to be funny but never is

Becky: "It's like Russian Roulette...who's gonna gan? Gan, gan!"

Daniel: "Excuse me everyone, can I please have a moment of your time? I just have a small announcement to make, I'm dying *serious face*

Becky and Ross: "Russian Roulette Moment"

by Feistybecky August 24, 2009

Russian candy cane

When your dick is bleeding and your having an orgasm.

Oh baby give me more of that Russian candy cane

by Fuk da police February 22, 2016

Russian Curb Stomp

Beat someone to the ground and then shoot them in the head on a curb.

Grand Theft Auto 4 - Russian Curb Stomp

by shizzletown July 23, 2011

russian five star

when you are fisting somebody and you open your hand fast and violently ripping anything in there.

how did u like that russian five star
fuck you!

by reggaedude November 10, 2009

russian bird bath

When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.

My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.

by Valtrexx July 27, 2014

Russian invasion of ukraine

worst event in 2022

RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE HOW FUCKING PATHETIC

by tunip the vegimal March 15, 2022