An ugly mid-20s guy that will steal your girlfriend days after your anniversary, and leave you in the dust, and make you feel deserted and betrayed by a girl you loved and spent thousands on to make her happy.
Guy: That guy looks like a good person, ugly though
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
Guy 2: No he isnt. he is a Robert. Dont let your girl near him at all
by pissedthefuckoff2021 June 3, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by Free r kelly January 21, 2022
Get the Robert Salvester Kellymug. robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.
robert is a very nice person
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022
Get the robertmug. Hollywood's COMEBACK KID! Started in the '80s, had ups and downs, but blasted back as IRON MAN. A talented actor with CHARM and charisma, he's the billionaire superhero we all wanna be!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"
Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"
A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.
Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"
Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"
A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.
by courtofowls August 23, 2023
Get the Robert Downey Jr.mug. by SomeRandomDude34iopi4 December 9, 2019
Get the Robert Wumug. Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
Get the Doing a John Robertsmug.