rice

a divine mythical white substance that is capable of greatly enhancing your physical, mental, emotional, and psychic abilities. consuming mass amounts of it can lead to advanced spiritual awakening, intelligence, and the ability to attract mass amounts of females . more words could be used to describe this legendary substance, but it is so incredibly good that no more words could describe the feeling of consuming rice.

asian person: do you consume rice at least 69,420 times a day?
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*

by goofy ahh human being June 1, 2023

Rice

Really good tasting stuff that also happens to taste good. Not to mention, it’s really tasty.

“Rice!”

by riceisyummy June 20, 2023

Hannah Rice

__hannah.rice__

Your mom is Hannah Rice

by Bjingiibgg123 June 22, 2023

rice killer

A label for a food that pairs amazingly with plain white rice, so as to cause the rice to be "killed" (eaten) without needing any other dishes.

I love eating rice with Lao Gan Ma, it's an amazing rice killer.

by imaguy124 June 26, 2023

rice tonk

Code word for vape

Has anyone got a rice tonk

by Unknownperson23 June 7, 2024

Rice

A sugaristicgals-style substitute for the brain rot word "rizz".

6-year-old Timmy: yo yo bro bro i got rizz, i made Jessica mine
???: 🫴🍚
6-year-old Timmy: Why'd you give me a bowl of rice?
???: Tsk tsk tsk young lad. You got rice. Not rizz. Learn how to speak proper English.

by bigggdog July 17, 2024

Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024