Cunter Punter

A Cunter Punter is a very negative/bad and dumb loser. They are stupid and normally don't do anything good.

That Cunter Punter is so dumb! Look at him!

by Rescue Man May 29, 2024

chocolate pottery

when a boy and girl both shit on the same bed and see who can make the best sculpture

me and aisha did some chocolate pottery the other night should of seen my shitty sculpture!

by Jamo0Ma March 14, 2025

chocolate pottery

when a man and a girl have sex then shit on the same bed and see who can make a better sculpture of their shit can include multiple contestants

Oh did you see shane’s chocolate pottery it was way better than aishas

or
i fancy a chocolate pottery with my family when i’m home

by Jamo0Ma March 14, 2025

Teal Potter

Someone who leaves work before 5:30

Frank left work at 5:15, what a teal potter

by Legend27 November 6, 2025

Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.

"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"

by Tearytesty December 24, 2025

Doing a Potter

adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.

Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."

by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013

roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 6, 2014