Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

To take the torches and the pitchforks

Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.

Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018

The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.

Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!

by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision

Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")

Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!

by anonymous April 29, 2025

Yaw, pitch, and roll.

Originally terms used to describe the flight dynamics of an aircraft, they can be used as an idiosyncratic alternative to describe a girl's attributes, i.e., Looks, intelligence, and personality.

Come on Sarah, lot's of boys at school like you. You've got it all! Yaw, pitch, and roll. -Esther De Groot, from Scary Go Round by John Allison

by TorontoUni Corey April 4, 2009

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020