Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

piss kink

idk but i have it

i have piss kink

by suckmevageena February 4, 2022

piss penny

A piss penny is a small round urine stain the size of a coin that has soaked through a man's pants after having said piss.

"ah man I have such an obvious piss penny on my jeans"

Usually located in the crotch area, depending on the 'hang' of each man. Occurs as a result of insufficient 'shake off' after a male urination.

I can see that guys piss penny!

by campsta November 27, 2013

piss chisel

To pee into the toilet to try remove and remove someone elses skid marks

Eddie - Don't you hate it when you go to pee and there are skid marks in the bowl?
Merv - Yeah Dude, and you have to use the piss chisel to try and remove them!

by Birko01 September 7, 2013

Supersonic piss

What your body extracts when you reach Mach 1.

Val Kilmer (Iceman) once experienced supersonic piss on the set of Top Gun. Luckily it was one of the last days of shooting because he was in a coma for 10 days afterwords.

by ropopeofpe December 18, 2008

Piss Cult

when the line between a romantic relationship and a platonic relationship is severely blurred.

Person 1: Gee shawty, my crush and I don’t know if we are just dating or friends.

Person 2: That sounds like Piss Cult!!

by WEENFWEEN May 27, 2021

lightning piss

when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.

dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"

by NO ONE! May 22, 2006