the jew and the pizza joke

do you know the difference between a jew and a pizza? when you put pizza in the oven it does scream
did you hear the jew and the pizza joke? no, good zen i vill get ze firewood
by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010
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cambodian pizza

Oral sex in which the male has herpes.
That guy that I gave a cambodian pizza, he has herpes! Eek!
by Chabayla Uckstien Knabel January 08, 2008
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Meat lovers pizza

one who keeps a optional partner on the side as a back up plan

comes from the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley tries to order chicken wings
"yea she turned me down, but I still have that Meat lovers pizza that works at the mall"

or

friend: "dude how did you get that girl to go out with you?"

person: "It didn't matter anyway I hooked up with this Meat lovers pizza at work last night"
by schaft February 29, 2008
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Trump pizza

Pizza that you eat with a fork.
After having a Trump pizza for dinner, Jon Stewart ripped Donald for disrespecting pizza lovers everywhere by eating it with a fork.
by DEA302 May 29, 2013
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Minnesota Pizza Roll

A sexual act so filthy words cannot describe it
only the dirtiest person would ever think of mentioning it in coversation.
Dirty Person (Tiana): "Minnesota Pizza Roll!!! ahahahaha"
Normal Person: "Holy shit you are disgusting. Dont ever talk to me again.

by maaj69 December 11, 2008
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The Dick-Pizza Phenomena

The unexplainable Phenomena that the word "dick" can be completely canceled out by the word "Pizza" with strong emphasis on the "P" in Pizza. (used much like "that's what she said" after your buddy makes a statement)
*Baran throws cold water all over Chase while he is in the shower as a practical joke*

Chase: "Dude, that's not cool. You are such a Dick!"

Baran: "Pizza!"


The Dick-Pizza Phenomena
by NadWahl September 01, 2008
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Wang Pizza

A pizza with Chinese flavour chicken on. Wang can also be a term for an annoying chinese person. It can sometimes be used to be racist.
Person 1: OMG what topping is on that pizza?
Person 2: It's a Wang Pizza
Person 3: Ohhhh! Nice!

OR

Person 1: God don't you hate Li?
Person 2: Yeah he's such a Wang!
by Naomi Richards October 22, 2007
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