Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Phone

Something to shove your arse while their are notifications

Oh shit... that phone shocked me...

by Ididntsignupforthis February 29, 2024

Phone screen

your addiction..

/The thing you constantly stare at instead of being productive.

(Get help)

Yo, I've been staring at my phone screen for the past 24 hours.. I'm so unproductive
-You

by Amani33 March 30, 2024

phone

Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT

My mom:NO phone while eating (gets on phone and gets on FUCKING Facebook)

Me:(in mind)*fuck you*

by Ugh, I hate it all December 3, 2019

sellular phone

A mobile-communication device dat money-hungry companies use to bombard you wif telemarketing calls and text-message ads.

You need to be very careful who you give da number to yer Samsung Galaxy S24, as it can quickly get turned into a sellular phone!

by QuacksO July 25, 2025