Immense noob

A person that talks condenscendingly in order to win an argument when in reality they are highly stupid.

Karen was insistent that calling some a Karen is morally worse than calling someone the n-word. "Do you just not understand why its worse, did you not go to college or something", smirked Karen in a patronising manner. Karen is an immense noob.

by Elle394 May 24, 2020

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

NOOB

Can be used to describe a NEW THING, e.g. "this word is a NOOB, only being used since..." (UK)

"This word is a NOOB, Ngram viewer confirms really widespread since the 2010s"
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by waanaabe August 18, 2025

Noob

Jamie-lee Quinlan (romanraptor5860)

You are such a fucking noob, kill your self

by Fwck02 January 28, 2022

Noob

A new player, not someone who killed you.

"You're a noob!"

by ThatPersonNobodyCaresAbout March 10, 2021

Noob

Mitchell

He is a noob

by The allknowing forreal December 30, 2023

suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020