Super straight

Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual

Isn’t homophonic

Friend: what is your sexuality

You: I’m super straight

Friend: what about your partner

You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi

by Henta¡ protag January 23, 2022

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality that describes a transphobic cis man that also enjoys drinking pee and having their balls crushed. they also typically have micro penis!

“damn a heard he’s super straight.”
“yeah i’m gonna offer to pee in his mouth”

by iheartmilfs March 6, 2021

Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021

Super Straight

White people who think Hitler is amazing and Love being a nazi. They wear their Nazi pride out and loud. They also love the KKK and everything it stands for

"You wow you're super straight? Get away from me"

by Cosmicnyan March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A term people call themselves when they are attracted to trans men, "super straights" are VERY supportive of the LGBT+ community, make sure to ask them for their pronouns too :)

Guy 1: hey, are you gay?
Guy 2: no, im super straight
Guy 1: wow that's so cool! Im glad you support the trans community

by Niko niii March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A Neo-Nazi affiliated group under the guise of being a sexuality, using the Nazi symbol SS, in place of two lightning bolts. Transphobic people are funnelled into it, whether they know it's Nazi affiliated or not.

Person 1: I'm super straight, I only date cis people

Person 2: That's a lot of words for neo-nazi

by LangJ March 7, 2021