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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
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butt ninja

Undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest ASSassins of the world. Known for being able to PENETRATE the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man ass. Butt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light... translation: they will have sex with your butt no matter what.
Bro-1: "I was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. I kept thinking I saw a butt ninja out of the corner of my eye."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."
by pokstad January 25, 2008
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rafters ninja

Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja
Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja
by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008
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Lag Ninja

Video game opponent who appears to teleport all over the map due to lag.
Sometimes using a lag switch.
"Dude I can't fucking hit him! He's a fucking lag ninja!"
by Yhatzee January 31, 2009
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Booze Ninja

A term used to define a person who loots the booze off of a party, then soon after leaves.
Can be used as an adj, noun, verb, or adverb if your creative.
adj: Hey, get back here you booze ninjaing bitch!

noun: Don't let these two booze ninjas in the party.

verb: Man, I booze ninja'd some bitches party.

adverb: Hey, you guys booze ninjaingly stole my booze from my party last night!...? (Im not creative)
by Jay Ko March 28, 2009
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accent ninja

Someone who usually doesn't have an accent, but every now and then, an obnoxious one sneaks its way into conversation.
Yo, that dude just accent ninja'd me!
by RobinSparkles1983 August 16, 2010
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drunken ninja

a mystical being able to transcend in and out of buildings, rooms, houses, social groups and even multiple dimensions, Usually under the influence of alcohol to the point of memory loss
Did you see that kid last night? He totally went drunken ninja, i couldn't find him all night.
by Dancingdanshittingsand October 29, 2012
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