moist nipples

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.

Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm

by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 16, 2017

Satellite nipples

HUGE nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples

by 4710Nick May 17, 2018

nipple fap

The action of fapping your nipples really fast.

-fapfapfapfapfapfapfap-

Barbra:"Jason! What are you doing?"

Jason:" What? You don't know nipple fap?
Barbra:"Ohs...Carry on then!" :3

by MexicanTacosWithSombreros January 12, 2014

Nipple Clan

This is a clan created and founded by The Unknown bugs!
Wasp - Leader
Jordan - Co
Anonymous - Jr
Arisa - amazing.

we go on tinychat often to chat with our clan in different ways 0.o

topless video chatting with Nipple Clan

by AnonymousXat April 17, 2012

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 26, 2023

Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 26, 2023