AWAD magic 

When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.

Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?

Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!

AWAD magic by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

Brown Magic Marker by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids

Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic

Johnson Magic by Creetee April 12, 2024

grbr Magic 

When the musician "grbr2006" takes a previously widely considered bad song, and turns it into a widely considered fantastic song.

Yep, that's grbr Magic for you.

grbr Magic by AshtonMG5 May 24, 2024

grbr Magic 

When the musician "grbr2006" takes a widely considered bad song, and makes it into a widely considered fantastic song.

Yep, that's grbr magic for you.

grbr Magic by AshtonMG5 May 24, 2024

Meatball Magic 

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra

I performed meatball magic on my friends sister

Meatball Magic by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024

Meatball Magic 

When you show many meatballs down people named hollys urethra

I performed meatball magic on my friends sister!

Meatball Magic by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024