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Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse
"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Anti Clockwise Licks

When the lubliest of cings gets their hands on a stray cat to give the moiniest lick of its life tru god
Liam gave out the lubliest anti clockwise licks
by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020
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Swisher lick

The way someone licks their blunt to seal it. Can be seen as sexual in nature, if eye contact is made during the act.
by Tee Hyphy October 8, 2020
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Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.
I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend
by ExoPaul October 20, 2012
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Pub-licked

To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub
Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."

Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "
by Jon mcskankier. June 20, 2011
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pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"
Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!
by MyODE05 October 25, 2011
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lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat
dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.
by flaversaver September 13, 2011
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