Louisiana Lickin'

the art of licking skid marks out of your thong.

Jordan was Louisiana Lickin' his wife's thong and then proceeded to make out with her.

by sieaRawwwwwwr September 23, 2011

louser

1. A lousy loser.

2. Someone who catches lice (like a fisherman except with lice)

Man! Terrance is such a louser. He's always braiding his hair in Robotics club.

by iawditn9494 April 21, 2008

louis van gaal

stupid arrogant twat with no sense of tactics whatsoever and seems content to run uniteds legacy into the ground shit on it then flamethrower it and use the ashes as kitty litter for his pet/wife

the worst manager since moyes-louis van gaal

by mrbigpenis6969 September 2, 2016

Louisiana Shuffle

The act of having sex in public while burning the American flag and stabbing someone in the chest, all the while laughing maniacally. This is the only known way to get arrested in Louisiana.

"So I was in nawlins the other day and thought I'd hit up the jail for a free place to stay for the night. Had to pull a Louisiana Shuffle to get there, too."

by mastajake June 29, 2008

Louie

A minute; A man who only lasts a minute in bed Also known as a two pump chump.

Hey Julie I heard you and luis got it on last night how was it.

Ehhh... Not so good, he only lasted a damn Louie.

by Golden arches January 8, 2011

Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.

"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"

by Dave July 24, 2006

St Louis Cardinals

A below average baseball team that will fall to the Detroit Tigers in the 2006 World Series. The fans are a bunch of ass-clowns with no class.

Look at those St Louis Cardinals. What a bunch of saps. And the fans are even worse.

by Canoli November 6, 2008