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Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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Adam Lloyd-jones

Adam Lloyd-jones is the hottest dilf around, everyone loves and wants to get with him especially me.
Olivia: “Your dads so hot”
Rylee: “Kys”
Olivia: “I love Adam Lloyd-jones “
by lowkey.ol.via October 5, 2022
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Reagan Jones

A short cocky loud kid who drinks a lot
All Reagan Jones does is drink beer
by Braker541 December 17, 2019
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