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Jordan

Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick
by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.
Person #1- Why does Jordan know so much about Disney princess
Person #2-Because he is one
by Jordan=Princess November 28, 2021
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the jordan effect

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result
by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023
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Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.
Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.
by greatpoets July 4, 2021
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Jordan Russ

by Jordan fishstickz January 20, 2021
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Jordan

A gay piece of shit who lies and is fat!!!
by OwlSniper September 13, 2017
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Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him
by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023
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