joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
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Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA
by Banjo84 June 3, 2016
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Joke

2020 Presidental Election
The 2020 Presidential election was so rigged it's a joke.
by PiSsEdOfFAnE December 15, 2020
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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
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the man broke the man he a joke song called fake id
"girl i met this guy yeste-" "the man broke the man he a joke"
by SEUNGMINISYUMMY January 15, 2024
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Joke

You
What’s the joke?” - Bill
“You, you cancerous little SHI..” - Bill’s Mom
by ifailedlife May 19, 2022
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sick joke

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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Joke

Your joke isn’t funny.
by bogdammshater December 12, 2020
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