Jackson

Jackson is a simple man when he goes out to eat he has a simple order all he want is two pieces of bread some meat and mustard to satisfy his needs.

Waiter: what would u like to eat

Jackson: can I just get a mustard sandwich

by Mustard sandwich lord October 29, 2019

Jackson Bryson

A little ginger boy that commits insane amounts of fraud.

Did you hear that Jackson Bryson hit a $500 lick off doordash fraud?

by Bevman123 November 4, 2019

Jackson

A person that strangles a cat.

Person: "You're such a jackson fuck"

by XynTbi December 1, 2020

mariella jackson

Mariella is the sweetest most beautiful, gorgeous and stunning person in the whole world; she is caring, sweet kind and very sexy. ;) She has a high chance of being a gamer girl and if so she is 100x hotter. She always knows where she is going in life. She is very intense and strong on the outside but on the inside she a soft girl who is just *muah* and I love her very much!

wow, thats a Mariella Jackson!!

this ones a gamer girl so she's extra sexy!!
oh shit my pants came off!!

by brae brae December 18, 2020

Captain Jackson

It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple

Captain Jackson is a great man and place

by CPO1KM December 23, 2020

Jackson Pirie

The man, the myth, the beamer. This guys laugh can make anyone laugh. He is the type of guy to hurt his leg and then fall down the stairs with his crutches and hurt the other. The type of guy to gamble his life savings to end his fiend of online skins gambling. The type of guy to have 2000 pc and never use it. The type of guy who works at CFA because he is gaymer. Known street name as Troglodyte or Torg.

Look at Jackson Pirie! I wish I was like him

by the truth my guy November 9, 2020

Jackson

Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.

Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.

Thank you for your time.

“Is that Jackson”
“Yeah”
“Wow he’s so cool”
“I know he’s a god”

by anonymous November 9, 2020