dark deception

a phrase used whenever something joyful has happened
person 1: The game ive wanted forever is on sale!
person 2: dark deception!
by DoorsOSofficial July 15, 2021
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That one Family Guy episode about Star Wars.
Something Something Something Dark Side is actually funny asf
by NameSiren435547 September 18, 2024
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Dark Woke

A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.
"She is giving dark woke vibes."
"Bro crossed over to the dark wokeside."
by darkwoke May 01, 2024
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7 long dark hairs!

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!
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old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.
by goodoldryman September 13, 2020
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old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life
My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”
by goodoldryman September 13, 2020
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