Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.

Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

by anonymous December 2, 2021

The Bend Zone

When you smoke the stinky ganja and you've become one with the couch.

Hey Batman tell IronMan he doesn't need to bring me his extra suit because I'm already flying in the bend zone.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Swing zone

The space between the bottom half of a glory hole and your ball sack.

Dude the glory hole at Starbucks had some epic swing zone. Didn't bruise my balls at all this week.

by Chesney2k December 12, 2020

Thug Zone

1. Maximum security prison within the Gringolandia universe… you just had to be there

2. A psychedelic dream land where you might meet Jesus Christ himself. We all wanna be in the thug zone🧖🏻 ♂️

Texting from the thug zone rn🧖🏻 ♂️🍃🍄
You’re getting sent to the thug zone after that one 🤫🧏 ♂️

by Lennitth April 10, 2024

Danger zone

When your sitting on the toilet with a boner and grab it with both hands and pretentious to fly a fighter jet like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

Dude I walked in on Blake in the bathroom and he was giving him self the Danger Zone.

by Myguy86 November 1, 2025

Political dry zone

A place, often a private business or organization, where it is prohibited to discuss politics or issues related to it, with exceptions for certain social issues and or issues that may affect how that business or organization runs

Evan: Hey, did you hear about the debate last night? I hear it got really intense when the candidates fought over how to address crime and government reform.
Simone: I know, but we can’t talk about that right now because we are in a political dry zone.
Evan: I have never heard of it. What is that?
Simone: It means this restaurant expects the people eating inside it to not discuss politics. If you don’t follow that rule, they will refuse to serve you and kick you out. This type of rule is often done to reduce stress on other people dining here and the restaurant’s employees and to help prevent violence confrontations by eliminating opportunities for intense disagreements to arise.
Evan: Okay then I’ll stop.

by Vanguard 1998 May 30, 2021

The zone

One who is close to death can harness the power of "The zone" to gain immense power and agility.

Look! He's at only one life, and he's harnessing the power of "The zone".

by Schlurglum the wise May 14, 2020