Second Thots

When you’re laying the pipe then randomly regret it.

Yesterday I put the cannon down on a thick white baddie. When I was done I was definitely having second thots.

by T1212 January 24, 2020

saitama’s second punch

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”

i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned

by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

november second

the day the baddest bitches in all the land are born

man that bitch reagan was born today she’s so hot!
november second is the day the baddest bitches are born

by jarret mc November 27, 2021

second plane

A second piece of bad news which follows shortly after, and changes your understanding of, the first.

"Did you hear that Sarah's brother died?"
"Oh God, that's awful."
"Yep, the family was devo. They thought it was an accident, but turns out it was suicide."
"Damn, what a second plane."

by titijova November 18, 2023

Second Wall

Someone who has the hint but can't seem to put the pieces together.

Person1: Lary is stuck on the second wall
Person2: This is why we cant play clue with him

by themagicalboy March 21, 2022

second-cousin-2X-removed

Second-cousin-twice-removed (2C2R).

My second-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021