ironius

the state or quality of one’s lungs when they can smoke/vape HELLA

A variation of the term “iron lungs”

Bro blinker the vape…
Nah man I can’t, my lungs aren’t ironius like they used to be

by D fil lmbvc June 5, 2022

ironius

the state or quality of one’s lungs when they can smoke/vape HELLA

A variation of the term “iron lungs”

Bro blinker the vape…
Nah man I can’t, my lungs aren’t ironius like they used to be

by D fil lmbvc June 5, 2022

ironius

The state or quality of one’s lungs when they can smoke/vape HELLA

A play on “iron lungs”

“Bro blinker the Hyde”
“I can’t bro, my lungs aren’t ironius anymore”

by D fil lmbvc June 5, 2022

Iron dome

Getting a blow job (i.e., fellatio) from an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier, typically while on Birthright.

Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...

See also: Girthright

Friend 1: Dude I don't want to go on birthright, it's such a Zionist scam.
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!

by secretuser420 June 20, 2022

Iron man

Fatal masturbicide by fall

I'm going to have to do an Iron man for not getting laid before 20

by ironmaiden7 August 4, 2022

Iron Cherry

A game in which a group of female friends time how fast it takes to swap tampons. The slowest one then has to suck the blood off of the most recent tampon used.

Stacy, Rebecca, and I have been playing iron cherry for a year, but I lose every month!

by Crab(s) man June 29, 2022

Iron Bar

Shitty ass nightclub in Morristown, New Jersey. Although the venue itself is set up nicely, the people are anything but pleasant. The majority of the crowd is made up of rich white trash college kids that are looking for drama. If you’re a dude who wants to get action at Iron Bar, you better be white and nicely dressed to fit the status quo or be affiliated with a nationality/ethnicity known for having big dicks (take note that most of the chicks have below average intelligence levels and will probably go for one particular kind of guy). If you’re a girl, be ready to get creeped on since most of the chicks there are too stupid to properly interact with any of the decent guys (sorry not sorry). The bartenders vary but a handful are rude to the point they don’t deserve to be tipped. But most of all the music choice is an endless matrix of garbage edm tunes that no one would ever imagine hearing at a proper music festival. The only possibility of having an actual good time at this establishment is if you drink enough booze to blackout at which point the bouncers will angrily escort you out of the place and leave you to rot on the streets. May God have mercy upon the poor souls that are looking to find friends or fall in love at this dump because it most likely won’t happen!

“Bro I lost my hearing again cuz I went to Iron Bar and the speakers were blasting right by me…”

by Mr. Puff3234232 September 16, 2022