Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.

I think I have heart disease.

by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022

Heart of Dirt

A person, who changed overtime due to his past experience, that forged him to be a man. A man who lost his charm of reciprocating things.

He: Did you see him at the afterparty yesterday?

She: Yeah I tried talking to him, but he got a heart of Dirt it seems.
He: Bet he does

by ItsIntel December 27, 2022

bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022

Washing Machine Heart

this is the lyrics to the song washing machine heart

Mitsuki : Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
audience : woooo wowwww i loved your song mitsuki
random ass possum : *possum noises*

by SlimeBoy6019 January 8, 2023

Dropsy heart syndrome

Where u drop down on the couch or bed or chair and u don't have the heart to get back up

" Honey, I just sat down and I have dropsy heart syndrome. Can u get me a drink?"

by Dilligaf23 January 9, 2023

Cam Cold Heart

One of the finest individuals you know. Shes outgoing, fun, and loud. Shes got a body like no other, she is extremely pretty. She's also a great friend and is easy to talk to. She probably has a lot of male friends. Boys go crazy over her, but she is most likely loyal to the one she loves.

Cam Cold Heart is one bad bitch.

by urmomsgay007 October 17, 2019

Heart eyes

The way Tana Mongeau describes everything in her relationship in the hope to make it look like a joke so people might think she is less annoying.

Tana when jake buys her something: when daddy is rich, heart eyes.

by Liserttgr November 2, 2019