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Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023
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A Witches Hat away

Being almost or adjecent to
Goth girl: I'm a Witches Hat away from being punk
by ||♡|| December 8, 2020
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Albany Hat Trick

The act of screwing a rural area financially and legally until it is overrun with opioids and crime. In reference to the capital of New York creating rules that have led to the rise of crime and drugs in Upstate New York.
Washington, D.C. scored an Albany Hat Trick when they created suburbs in Virginia that inflated the cost of living and led to urban decay decades after.
by mrcoronet32 February 22, 2021
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Red-Hat Rebel

Blanket term referring to Alt-right, Republican, or otherwise pro-Trump extremists characterized by MAGA hats, pathological stubbornness, disregard of factual evidence, spirited bigotry, staggering self-righteousness, and absolute inability to accomplishing anything in life. Commonly seen driving pick-up trucks plastered with Trump bumper stickers, flying Trump flags, carrying one or more assault rifles, berating minorities and Democrats, and otherwise being loud or annoying. Made popular in the wake of the Jan. 6th Insurrection.
My neighbor is a complete Red-Hat Rebel, he owned like 10 guns, six Confederate flags, and tried to kill Nancy Pelosi before the FBI arrested him while he jerked off to a picture of President Trump.
by Ivan Jakenof January 16, 2021
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Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.
Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017
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japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).
Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.
by Norman Finkweiler October 17, 2019
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Red Hat Hacker

I Vigalante hacker, Best represented by Aiden Pearce From Watch_Dogs
"So your a Red Hat Hacker like Aiden Pearce
by Hackeeeer August 31, 2021
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