Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

going ham

when shits going craaaaazzzzyyyyy

person 1 "omg that person just box jump 456m"
person 2"omg jeremy's going ham"

by lazdawg February 5, 2023

ham the great

typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts

John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it

by Adi JSJS November 17, 2016

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

hams

A butt, a glute, 🍗🍗

Look at those hams girl

by darrel2223 February 13, 2023

ham on instagram

1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models

2. going buck wild in any context

"nahh bros going ham on instagram"

by The Peepee Poopoo Man Himself February 9, 2024

HAM 5S

The official code for being a bit unethical, usually used in the context of an insult

Those tarred with this phrase usually are implied to still be breastfeeding despite being an adult.

don't be a massive HAM 5S and you're 28 and still breastfeeding?

by jonnyb510 November 24, 2020