ass hairs

annoying strands that grow from the poop nuggets you don't fish out.

damn bro look at his ass hairs! i can see them through his pants!

by ur mum's phat coochie August 25, 2020

hair crazy

a person who takes too much care of his/her hairs and is very obsessive abt hairs..lets no1 touch his/her hairs...wud do nethin to keep their hair b'ful

dude that boy's such a hair crazy!!!

by nikstar0227 March 29, 2010

Hair Flip

1. Action you do to say bye to an irrelevant bitch.
2. You don't have time to mess with some hoes and a quick way to blow off.

She hair flipped as she walked away.

by Slaying Ho March 29, 2017

Hair Straightener

When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.

Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!

by wordier January 10, 2014

Pablo Hair

A random dark hair that grows in an area of the body in which hair usually isn't prominent. Pablo hairs mostly occur in the shoulder region and or abdomen.

Dude!! Whats up with that wonky Pablo hair on your shoulder? Its like a hairy bean stalk of fun. It just sprouts out of no where!!!!

by DryRubb November 11, 2011

unwashed hair

when you don't wash your hair for a very long time, and it becomes very greasy (Especially if you have long hair)

I had unwashed hair for a pretty long time

by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017

Pineapple Hair

the green stem of a pineapple, mentioned in anix's bikini bottom video

Wow! That's some very luscious pineapple hair you've got there!

by spongebob's shoe June 16, 2020