holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019

Holy BANANA

THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE

holy banana = holy powers

by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 7, 2019

Holy Challenge

When you ejaculate in your girlfriend's anal, vagina, and mouth at the same moment and ask her to hold it all in.

I finished in all of her holes! OMG the holy CHALLENGE.

by Smileychika January 16, 2019

Holy Codex

Something like a 2nd Bible, it says that you should stay holy which means that you do nothing to hurt others on your own will or doing lewd stuff.

I stay Holy like I'm told to in the "Holy Codex"

by Another Person on the Web June 12, 2018

holy relic

the holy relic is the ultimate of relationships

Matthew and Gabby's relationship is the holy relic

by ilovetheholyrelic June 15, 2018

Holy mared

Hollymared (noun) meaning holy shit from France

I went to Daubi for half the year with my husband bought some flowers for my mom , made a nice treehouse for my daughter stayed at home. With the family ..mom emptied holy mared as she saw Me come back with my husband holy mared as we walked into the house.

by Pink warrior June 16, 2018

HOLY SALT

A response to the amount of saltiness spewed by toxic opponents. Can make a nice engraving on a salt shaker.

Opponent: What a Save! What a Save! You're trash! Your mom's a hoe!
An Intellectual: HOLY SALT

by Wiggachu July 19, 2018