ass hairs

annoying strands that grow from the poop nuggets you don't fish out.

damn bro look at his ass hairs! i can see them through his pants!

by ur mum's phat coochie August 25, 2020

Pineapple Hair

the green stem of a pineapple, mentioned in anix's bikini bottom video

Wow! That's some very luscious pineapple hair you've got there!

by spongebob's shoe June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The top of a pineapple.

Spongebob is too lazy to clean the pineapple hairs of his home.

by hripra123 June 16, 2020

Hair Flip

1. Action you do to say bye to an irrelevant bitch.
2. You don't have time to mess with some hoes and a quick way to blow off.

She hair flipped as she walked away.

by Slaying Ho March 29, 2017

unwashed hair

when you don't wash your hair for a very long time, and it becomes very greasy (Especially if you have long hair)

I had unwashed hair for a pretty long time

by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017

Pink hair

Pink hair looks warm to some people, but it doesn't make somebody a warm person, any more than wearing outlandish outfits or talking at a certain decibel level makes somebody a warm person. Anybody can be warm in a crowded bar where everyone is looking, or cameras are watching.

Pink hair doesn't make cold eyes something other than what they are, and it doesn't turn spades into rakes. Having a colorful outfit and hair never made somebody a colorful person, since any plain person can die their hair any color they want to to make thmself look and sound more interesting (or goofy, or serious, or anything else) than they really are (to boost their reputation).

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Xbox hair

When you have the xbox headphones on to long and it leaves a line in your hair.

"Bro, did you just get done playing Duty?"

"Yeah how did you know?"

"You have xbox hair."

by Halley Hagman May 1, 2012