Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

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me zoinkey ez en ze Garden

My dick is in the Vagina

me Zoinkey ez en ze garden

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<.7.9.7.6.>1.Garden State 2. Kinky Boots. 3.Alita: Battle Angel 4. Night Of The Living Dead 5. Puss N' Boots<.7.9.7.6.>

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He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.

Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.

Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!

by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019

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Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

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