Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

true fruits

a german smoothie company that sells overpriced smoothie. Only rich people drink it because that shit is fcking expensive.

A: jo did you drink true fruits?

B: bro im poor

by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023

Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat

Hey fruit bat head!

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.

"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."

by Rap-Tore April 21, 2016

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

bubble fruit

A little circular juicy nugget that squeezes itself out of the rectum when the anus is being pleasured by another's tongue and/or mouth.

A bubble fruit promptly plopped into his mouth as he sucked on that woman's booty hole.

by Buurt Macklin August 8, 2022

bubble fruit

A little circular juicy nugget that squeezes itself out of the rectum when the anus is being pleasured by another's tongue and/or mouth.

A bubble fruit promptly plopped into his mouth as he sucked on that booty hole.

by Buurt Macklin August 8, 2022