Foot Pudding

when a male ejaculates on someone’s foot

“Let me give you some foot pudding”

“I have some pudding for your foot, aka foot pudding”

by poopypoopee July 31, 2021

Moot foot

The area between a woman's big and second toes. When pushed together it resembles a v. Simulating a vagina.

Check it out (laughing and pointing). This chick has a moot foot and tubey toes.

by Missbella85 August 6, 2021

flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.

We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...

by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021

Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.

"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Trash foot

A hippie girl or boy who never wears shoes and has really dirty feet

Sorry I won't put my feet on the bed because I have trash foot

by Yourpseudonym!!!! August 13, 2021

foots

its a different version of foot and it means foots

I have two foots

by minevison August 14, 2021

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021