Ethan

I dude with some friends mostly girls. Can pull but waits too long. And usually has a massive cock

Person 1: Hey whose that guy with that massive buldge
Person 2: oh you know it’s just Ethan

by Therealdefinition2022 January 15, 2022

Ethan

THRERS TOO MANY FUCKIJG ETHANS

STOP NAMING UR KIDS ETHAN

by Anniebunannie November 1, 2023

Ethan

The Simpiest simp of all time that simps on your sister

By: John Blackmore

That there Ethan Boy is Simping on my sister

by Big Boi Pimping on your sis April 10, 2020

Ethan Alexander

Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.

Hey, Ethan Alexander is really hot.
Ethan Alexander is super funny!

by My boy todd5656 April 16, 2019

Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a person who highly enjoys molesting salt and rubbing salt around his genitals

Fuck he is pulling an Ethan

by SNEKE GRATER March 12, 2020

ethan

a boy, who preferably has curly hair, a long eyelashes, a thick eyebrow and is geniunly a nice guy

example:
person one: do u see that guy?
Person two: yeah omg he is so ethan

by mayapapaya09!12 June 19, 2023