Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris

thats such a dong clapper moment

by dem bols February 14, 2024

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

ding dong

ding dong is a family friendly word for dick

son: my ding dong got hard
Mom: show me

by vforvoiceless June 25, 2021

Fat Dong

men in southern states of United States use the word Fat Dong as southern slang to describe the girth of their Dick

I’m a rad dude with a fat dong

by Unissay July 9, 2021