Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A handheld, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the cock of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.
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by DongSwongler April 14, 2021
Get the swongle my dong mug.1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.
2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.
(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)
3. A complete and utter dipshit.
2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.
(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)
3. A complete and utter dipshit.
1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”
2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.
3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.
3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6>Dong, Dong, Dicksucker<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Donging can defined as having to put your own dick in one ear, through your frontal lobe and then out the other ear, leaving your personality and behaviour virtually unrecognizable.
Donging. Bob didn’t even dong himself that hard, yet, the equilibrium of his brain had been forever changed.
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