Dark Figure

Definition 1: A figure that is completely shrouded in darkness
Definition 2: the figure behind you.

Definition 1: Look at that dark figure over there, he's pretty scary!
Definition 2: look behind you.

by Clintenite July 3, 2022

Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.

Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

dark missionary

Very simply, missionary in the dark.

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.

by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021

Dark Woke

A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.

"She is giving dark woke vibes."
"Bro crossed over to the dark wokeside."

by darkwoke May 1, 2024

dark carpet

An African-American woman's vagaina

Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.

by mlg doritos December 15, 2016

Dark Aether

The dark dimension in the CoD Zombies Universe, playing quite a big role in the Cold War universe. Also has guant flying jellyfish for some reason.

Ay dude can we go into the dark aether l?
Nah bro can’t find the damn portal!

by Vince the nigger June 10, 2021

oh dark 30

05:30 in military time is pronounced
Oh five thirty

Oh dark thirty (o dark 30) means usually getting up at some unreasonable, unnatural, ungodly early time such as 2am when you usually get up at 6:30.

It does not really mean half passed the hour. Just a early time.

To beat the traffic for our trip, we need to get up at oh dark 30.

by CarlosRicochet! October 24, 2017