Dan

An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.

Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.

by good12838 June 2, 2020

Dan Freakwood

When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky

Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy

by thegoat694201488 June 4, 2024

dan move

When you fuck your grade school teacher

My brother pulled a dan move by really fucking his grade school teacher hard

by isfrael September 10, 2021

Dan-Dan

Something that was very impressive but ultimately down to luck and very unlikely to happen.

"wow, that was a proper Dan-Dan, I can't believe you managed to cheese that 250k high score David"

by K100J September 13, 2020

Dan-Whammying

1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.

2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.

1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'

2)

Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'

by MattDutton March 9, 2012

Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

Dan Heckler

Dan Heckler collects tycock choo choos and likes to foam about the bebemer

I just saw Dan Heckler's last video he just posted

by what da dog doin? July 17, 2021