1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025
Get the Bible School Crushmug. the worst fucking thing in the world even more so if your crush doesn't like you back and says that to your face and it feels like your heart is being ripped out or slowly picked apart.
"oh you know sally"
"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"
"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"
"yeah"
"billy has a huge crush on her"
"but i don't think sally likes billy back"
"wow that's gonna crush billy's heart"
by asadhumanbeingthatisverylonely February 16, 2017
Get the crushmug. Its Dylan
Dylan is a perfect match for Casey prove me wrong😫
Sure she gets a bit annoyed but they get back to liking eachother 💗
So whoever is called Casey DATE A DUDE CALLED DYLAN
Thank you 😌
Dylan is a perfect match for Casey prove me wrong😫
Sure she gets a bit annoyed but they get back to liking eachother 💗
So whoever is called Casey DATE A DUDE CALLED DYLAN
Thank you 😌
by Bowbowbow:) November 25, 2021
Get the caseys crushmug. Someone who you can't keep your mind. Someone (typically) that you know and see often (could also be a celebrity though). You find yourself wondering if they are thinking about you as well and whenever you get a massive you hope it's them, you just want any excuse to talk to them
by Yolo_motherfuckers June 11, 2022
Get the Crushmug. When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.
"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"
"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."
"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."
by MeO'MyOh! August 13, 2022
Get the Gentleman's Crushmug. by biggs0720 May 18, 2025
Get the Orange Crushmug. When you go to court for having a crush. If you're guilty you have a crush, if you're innocent you don't. Evidence such as photos video or audio recording can also be used against the suspect.
Person 1: I just got sent to crush court!
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: Horrible, I was guilty and there was even evidence!
Person 2: Good luck showing your face to your crush tomorrow.
by AppleEater321123 April 14, 2024
Get the crush courtmug.