Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

cracker

the white guys i hate

fuck you cracker

by i hate crackers 919 November 27, 2023

Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 11, 2019

cracker nigg

a dirty white man

"oh bro look its that cracker nigg"

"don't you think Ignas is a filthy cracker nigg"

by expeditiousnigga March 18, 2022

Cracker

During slave days this word was used by slaves.

A white slave owner would whip slaves creating a cracking sound. The person doing the whipping was known as a cracker.

Here come that cracker, better get to work.

by Refer to me as sir December 2, 2020

cracker fangirl

A black woman who gushes over a crush/celebrity or admires who is a straight white man

Girl: "I love Jack Harlow! I'd definitely sell my house for him."
Boy: "stfu you cracker fangirl, this is why you're gonna get called a nig-"

by assforlifersss November 9, 2021

Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.

Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week

by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023