cookie moment

When your adorable, cute, and funny girlfriend says or does something adorable, cute, and/or funny.

gf: *says something funny and cute*
me: now this is a certified cookie moment

by therealpartyhard March 5, 2021

milky cookie

1. an oreo submerged in milk

2. an overly excited va-jay-jay

1. Murphy, stop poking your milky cookie! It'll fall apart and your fingers will get cold!

2. Aaron! Stop poking Murphy's milky cookie! It makes her too happy and your fingers will get pruny!

by J-Boo & Se7en February 11, 2008

Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends

Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!

by EastsideMike November 2, 2009

Corporate Cookie

A term used to describe an individual working in the private sector who continues to boast about the greatness of their employer.

1. Gosh, he is such a Corporate Cookie. He always talks about how great the programs are at (insert company name here).

2. Oh man, she knew all about (insert social network) and all the qualifications needed to join the '(insert social network) of professionals.'

by CC_GG January 5, 2011

earth cookie

A woman who wears no makeup and is very sweet, like a cookie.

That mom is an earth cookie, she is sweet and does not wear makeup.

by One Shoop, Many Sheep October 13, 2013

road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.

Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.

by abrilmeijers December 5, 2016

🍪 cookie

A pastry that seems like a nice treat, but just don't feed it to your parrot.

$teven," I love 🍪 cookie"
@very," nobody asked"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 29, 2021