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FKK (Philadelphia Community College)

Used by the students of Philadelphia area schools, a derogatory term used to imply a really bad school (one so bad that they would spell Philly with an "F" and Community College with "KK").

FKK is not a real place, but Community College of Philadelphia is a real school.
Whoa bro, Dan's so dumb he's goin' to FKK (Philadelphia Community College)!

You is sooo smart youse goin to FKK!
by maddstterr5555 April 12, 2010
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Alexandra college

An all girls private school in Dublin, Ireland.
Alexandra College has excellent teaching and the playing fields are a high standard. The buildings are not nice they look as though they are from the 70's, but overall Alexandra College is a good school compared to other Irish schools.
by A Past Student September 13, 2010
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Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The top 5 highest scoring averages to win the NBA MVP award were once Phat 5 players.

1. Wilt Chamberlain 1960 ( KU )- 37.6 ppg.
2. Michael Jordan 1988 ( UNC )- 35.0 ppg.
3. Kareem Abdul Jabbar 1972 ( UCLA )- 34.8 ppg.
4. Bob McAdoo 1975 ( UNC )- 34.5 ppg.
5. Wilt Chamberlain 1966 ( KU )- 33.5 ppg.
The Phat 5 of College Basketball has been a proven stable for some of the most prolific scorers in the history of the NBA. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 14, 2005
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Columbia College Chicago

Columbia College Chicago is one of the largest art colleges in the United States with nearly 12,000 students pursuing degrees within 120 undergraduate and graduate programs. It is accredited by both the American Mickey Mouse College Association, as well as the National Goofball Institute for Easily Distracted Dilettantes. While not all Columbia students are stump dumb poseurs who are more concerned with style than substance and ability, the majority are, which is why the school has such a lackluster reputation. Individuals who enroll in mathematics courses at Columbia often find themselves crafting paper dolls and playing with Tinker Toys under the pretext of “geometry” exercises, and a random sampling of the work of writing students will reflect that a menu from the local fried chicken restaurant is composed with more eloquence and technical accuracy. Columbia College Chicago really needs to stop purporting to offer "an unparalleled array of programs of study with exceptional facilities in the heart of one of America's most dynamic and vibrant cities" and just come out and say it is the only place in the country where participating in an LBGT-friendly hula hoop contest while reciting Alkaline Trio lyrics and wearing a "Free Mumia" t-shirt passes for a senior research project.
Hi Jesse. Nice to meet you. I like your beard, nerd glasses, and hipster tweeds, by the way. Anyway, thank you for coming in on such short notice. We need to fill this position immediately, and you'll be happy to hear that the only other applicant is a 15-year old high school dropout who was recently emancipated from her parents. Right now, the only thing that I can imagine would preclude you from gaining employment with us is if you attended Columbia College Chicago. You didn't go there, did you?
by slippers man June 3, 2011
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Newcastle College

A college in the city Newcastle Upon Tyne; often where wannabes go to get their faces on TV.

This college does not have very good education as they lecturers often treat their pupils like mates... there is no discipline here.

Media, art, fashion and other such soft option A Levels/diplomas are taught here.
"Did you see that wannabe from Newcastle College?"
by Whogivesa April 27, 2008
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I love college

A terrible, terrible song written and performed by suburban white-boy Asher Roth. It is the rich, suburban, frat-boy national anthem. Incredibly disgraceful with terrible, meaningless lyrics that make you cry on the inside because it reminds you of depressing America is.
Lyrics:
"That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college"


"Asher Roth is so white, he doesn't even try to be a wigger; he just wears American Eagle and Abercrombie all day like everyone else from his wonderful suburb."

Non-US Citizen: ' "I Love College"? Why would anyone pay for this shit?"
by ljaoacvchekisez April 5, 2009
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Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.
Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."
by LouWho2 June 15, 2011
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